I started this to show all the random things I thought of while I wasn't here, and after this thread died... This begins with stuff I wanted to share that were useless. But the higher numbers are my more secret items of information. Things I only want to share with someone who cares enough to re-visit my most important early thread.
YA FOUND MY STASH NUB!
Here's mine from 11:00 PM to now (I will keep adding on new things until a new post is made) :
1. Never ask an Algebra teacher a physics question about a graphing problem.
2. If you are taking Physics class, don't watch Spongebob Squarepants.
3. If I was an anthro would I still use soap on my body, or shampoo?
4. Do the female anthros (Dema, Ginpu, and my NPC, Lina) in the main game go into heat like Keidran do in Twokinds? Well, not Ginpu cuz she's 8 (give or take 22 years), but the older ones I mean.
5. Hey, there are a lot of NPCs from players: Lina, Beowulf, Amano(or Nommie er something, I don't know), and many of the weapons have personalities too.
6. Hmm... I just noticed that Godhand and Fatalcrash (using user names for convenience) start out fighting and killing evil mages... and my guy starts out being an evil mage before he got here! Eeep...
7. Was there a rule against using a different language in the game? Cuz I thought of something kinda funny I could do.
8. (In reply to #4) OMG! It would be so friggin hilarious if Mike from Twokinds went into heat!!!
9. I came here after looking at the "Newbie Board RP" on the Twokinds forum, and after reading it I realized something. Isn't that deranged sidekick's head still somewhere out the window!? And Dema, is the head still alive!? I'm not quite sure what the spoon did there...
10. I had 2 alternate characters in mind for myself. I know I probably will get to use them in another thread, but would the be any chance for interactions between them? *Immagines the chaos*
11. If there are no more gods in the main game, then what do characters say instead of OMG?
12. Is there any rule against continuous referances? If so, which forums does it apply to?
13. My main char doesn't have a beard, but I still think my avatar is perfect for this!
14. Whenever I read anything on a forum I can't help but hear a voice in my head that matches the avatar of the person who is posting. This disturbs me a little when I hear a female voice for Sage's posts...
(Here are more things from May 3rd, I thought it would be better just to add on to this)
15. EVERYTHING is MORE FUN when it EXPLODES!!! Now take your lemonade.
16. All hail Emperor Fischbach! lol
17. If I was able to redisign the whole world, then you should RUN! Run for your lives! The world is in the hands of a mad man! (and even worse, a teenage mad man)
18. I feel guilty about not saying this earlier, but I figure that if you came back to read this you would care enough to forgive me... Most of the stuff I do is based on a game called Battle Realms! I hope that's okay that it's not comepletely origional, but I need something to help me relax now... ah, some lemonade. *SPLOOSH!!!* My eyes!!!... Yea, I'm relaxed now.
19. I need to think of better sound effect sayings.
20. Did this forum start on Friday the 13th!? Oh no! *Jumps out a window* (no, I'm not really superstitious)
(and more things from July 4th)
21. Woot! Independence Day!!! Fireworks and stuff... Yea!...
22. If you are reading this, you get 5 Zymeth Fun Bucks! Just send me a PM saying you found the Fun Bucks and you can use them to make me say anything. (within the rules) More embarrassing things may cost 2.
23. The 2kinds dream I had just a few days ago was very vivid, and since I don't think anyone will ever read this again I'm going to tell you (Fun Bucks winner) all about it:
It starts off with Trace Flora and Kieth walking down a path like usual, with Trace leading the way. And Natani might have been there too. Flora looks up at the clear blue sky as her eyes twinkle a little bit. She notices that Trace is being awfully quiet, so she asks, "Hey, everything okay?" But when Trace turns around he turns into "Tracie." Flora is shocked, but even more so when her clothes dissapear. Then they start making out and roll on the ground as Kieth watches with a strange look on his face. (and Flora seemed to like it)
... I'm such a perv, even subconciously.
24. Delisious irony feeds me. Mmmm: Mike and Nat both have bigger ones than Flora!
25. You've read this! Now you must solve the puzzel: Wrap a 1 square in. piece of paper around your computer monitor. Tell me when you're done...
(Yup, I still have more stuff. Coming to you from August 3rd, 07. This will now be updated atleast once a month with atleast 3 points each time)
26. Sage sucks ass!!!
27. Sage banned me from 2Kinds forum. That racist...
28. I've seen Flora as a guy and have the pic saved on my computer. But somehow "he" is still hot. I don't know how to explain it, it's like I know Flora is really a girl and my mind refuses to see it otherwise. Somebody help, please! My brain hurts... T_T
29. (This one's for Ginpu!) Gin, even though you say you're 30 something, I always imagine you as a woman in her early twenties... You are very sexy... And if you were wondering: no, I never had any sick fantasies about you or your chars. I respect you.
(August 23... captain's log, I mean... aw whatever
30. This site is dead! Atleast until Dema comes back and uses super-natural Admin powers to resurect it.
31. I am now changing the name of this from "Random stuffs! =P" to "Random stuffZ >=P" on the off chance someone would notice.
32. Why ">=P", you ask? It's my unofficial logo. It symbolizes an expert in the way of ADD. I have yet to meet another here who can use the power of randomness correctly.
33. I am making a backup file of this incase the entire site is deleted. I will, however, continue my updates.
(September 10, quick post)
34. HOMEWORK!!! OMG IT TRYING 2 KIIL MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
35. We honour those who died 6 years ago tomorrow... rest in peace...
36. Last night I had the most sexy, orgazm-inducing dream ever. And opposed to the one mentioned earlier, it's comepletely original!
~~~ I'll give the quick version: There were 2 girls, and one was made of solid chocolate. Obviously the first thing I subconciously thought of was French kiss, and the normal girl ate the chocolate one's toungue. I never expected what came next for I had never dared to go there. The normal girl started licking the chocolate girl! Yea, you know what I mean. Soon the chocolate melted and fused that opening, which (if you know what turns me awn) was enough to nearly make me need some new underwear!
(October 14, day before brother's b-day)
37. I just looked back at that last 2kinds comic with Mike on August 8th... I must have lost alot of sleep because this is what I fantasized: I walk up to Mike (the hot fox-girl) and say, "Hey there, hottie!" then I fall asleep on his/her shoulder and she just has a strange look and pats me on the back.
38. Here are some famous quotes: (Warning, some of these contain uncertain sexual desire. Don't call me g@y)
Krion: Can't see me! I'm Sam Fisher, be@ch!!!
KC: I'm not gay, I just like having bewbs!
Corag: Surely the Horde will never reach these gates!... Unless they uber pown that is...
Logic: Why are we doing this?!
Insanity: Why aren't we doing this?! *grabs the controlls*
*KC and Bunny_grrl having hot sex*
KC: So sexy, lol
Bunny: I need to tell you something... I'm really a guy...
KC: o.O What?!... but... I'm really a guy!
Bunny: O.O ...
KC: ... Are... are we still gunna have hot lesbian sex?...
Bunny: Wha!?! o.O
39. Happy B-day to Powner Nub!... that jackass...
(edit: Tuesday... November 13... and this is kinda freakey ...)
Important!!1!one!
40. I think I have Multiple Personality Disorder, and have had it for a long time. Though I haven't been abused sexually or physically, I have recieved mental trauma.
It probably started from when my previous aid (in school) kept pushing me... In my eyes, at least for this me, she was taking away my childhood. So, if I'm right about this, I split into two equally dominant identities: one which remembers and uses my aid's teaching, and one (me) which remembers her torture... but I'm not depressed. Instead, I became everything she didn't approve of in me. And the other personality became a near perfect student.
We drifted slowly appart until we disagreed. He wanted to do homework, to finish the job before he did anything else; I wanted to play, and do the homework later. So my body sat there without direction. I let up as I saw it was getting late, but there wasn't enough time to finish anyway. Despite this I didn't recognise him as a seperate person at the time. Eventually I started arguing with him directly, both of us as voices in one mind. The disputes grew increasingly intense. It couldn't continue like this, so we set aside time for each of us to be in control, but we were still one person as far as we or anyone else could tell.
In my control time I started using the internet more. I found comics, some associated with trans-gender. At first it was a little weird, then it was funny, then some of it was hot (lol), but then it was something I wanted to do. I was confused and asked myself, "Is that what I actually want? or is it some kind of subliminal comic messaging?" I would say no, then I would say yes, and I didn't know what I wanted.
I was going to bed one night and thinking about transgender, and something unexpected happened: I could talk with the part of me which wanted to be a girl! This really wasn't normal, but I didn't think about it because imaginary girl-me was too hot. I did the obvious action after that...
I started talking to her more often. She said she wanted to have sex with me, but we knew that was impossible. So I did "the obvious" again... She actually gave me suggestions... good ones. That was because her attraction to girls was greater that mine!
While checking for new games, I found one called Trickster, which looked very girly. I thought it would be a great chance to test my female acting skills. I made a female cat character, and went around into people's "camps" (houses). Everything seemed normal, being ammused by peoples reactions when they thought I was a girl and turn out to be a guy. But in just an hour or two, I was completely out of control. Humping sleeping people, hanging out with lezbians, not complaining when a guy came on to me... The next morning I woke up and couldn't remember what happened, but I knew I wasn't the one in control the night before. After that, I treated "kitty" (her Trickster nick name) as a different person, and occasionaly let her have control.
A thought occured, If kitty was a seperate person, did that mean the student part of me was a different person too? And if he is, then which one of us is real?... Really, neither of us are. We are nearly equal in mental power, but differ in so many thoughts and oppinions.
I'm pretty sure that's what being a multiple is.
Am I supposed to be worried about it? Well, it's not my job to worry, so I'm just going to go look at kitty now. heh
P.S. My chosen name is Zain!
(edit: sunday, feb. 17, 2008, day b4 mah b-day ^_^)
41. birthday tomorrow... alright, here's something important
42. THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!! 42!
43. the real important thing: we (I) have been separate for a while... kitty, now KC, is more active than Ren (school me). We feel like we're sick when we try to be one person, I don't like to do it...
BlackBlade
Re: Random stuffs! =P
Zymeth wrote:
5. Hey, there are a lot of NPCs from players: Lina, Beowulf, Amano(or Nommie er something, I don't know), and many of the weapons have personalities too.
8. (In reply to #4) OMG! It would be so friggin hilarious if Mike from Twokinds went into heat!!!
11. If there are no more gods in the main game, then what do characters say instead of OMG?
14. Whenever I read anything on a forum I can't help but hear a voice in my head that matches the avatar of the person who is posting. This disturbs me a little when I hear a female voice for Sage's posts...
First off my sword has part of my soul and mind and it effects my personality. OH, just wait for Zheomer (my NPC) to come, it's going to chaotic, Godhand might know what I mean. 2) Yes, it would be funny if Mike went into heat. 3) They Still say OMG, I guess. 4) Why a girl for sage? His real name is Philip.
Zymeth
(About the Sage thing) For some reason I don't hear what I think the person sounds like, I hear what the avatar of the person would sound like. I was reffering to Sage's Twokinds forum avatar. Some less disturbing examples are that I hear Sam Fisher's voice for Falalcrash, and some medieval guy's voice for you BB. (Does your char. have an accent?) And even my posts! I know what my guy in the RP should sound like but I still hear Gandalf!!!
ginpu
cause his avatar is boobies. silly
I do not consider my character Keidran or however it is spelled. This isn't the world of twokinds, least I don't believe it is.
Durandal
Good luck hearing an infinity loop for my posts, heh heh heh...
And concerning your list: yes, that is very random. But imagine only has one 'm.'
Demecas
Gusss I have to purfect my voice then since I wasn't mentioned Nyu.
Zymeth
(to Ginpu) I know it's not the same world, I just wanted to know what these anthros go through and that was the only analogie I could think of.
(to Durandal) It only works if the avatar is actually associated with a sound... and yea, I do make a lot of spelling errors...
(to Dema) Your avatar is already similar to your character, I was just listing people who I doubt I am hearing(sorta) correctly.
BlackBlade
No accent I moved to much to pick on up
Durandal
Perhaps not random, but here are my favorite Weird Al songs.
Go back a couple years to the even worse album. It has good songs on it. keke
GaryWilliams
I don't want to know what my sheild sounds like...
And I though I had time when I had all this random stuff floating in my head........
*. If you don't beleive in a diety of any sort should you say OMG or OYG (oh your God)?
(Actualy have a friend who says the latter....)
Spirit Wolf
When I hear voices, it's based on how the person usually acts. Like Roland has an English sounding voice for some reason....
Durandal
Hah hah! Jolly swell, good chap!
That's exactly the accent I wanted him to have. And I never even said that anywhere. Perfect!
I modeled him off of a mix between an old-fashioned English butler and a generic virtuous adventurer. I planned to let him develop as the story went on.
Spirit Wolf
I kinda got that impression when you intro'ed him as count, and Roland was an english name... so put 2 and 2 together.
Now Kevin on the other hand sounds like a punk rocker.
Durandal
Well, yeah. I didn't really think about the name, but you are correct.
I know I've said this before but it bears repeating. Count Roland is actually the name of a character in an old ballad. He was a very formidable swordsman who wielded the holy blade Durandal.
I gave his name to my bioroid because I enjoy the irony of the position swap. *Sigh* I'm a nerd...
Zymeth
Oh, so I shouldn't feel so bad that I based my character on a computer game? Cuz I still feel a little guilty...
Also, I made this for other people to show their random thoughts too. I'm not the only one here who has this many random thoughts am I? (or if Durandal says so, not random, but an assortment of different ideas that happen to have verry little in common) If so, then... I win!
Durandal
Eventually I'll get around to making that post when Roland wakes up, I swear.
But for right now, check out this video I found on youtube with all the Lu Bu clips from Dynasty Warriors (4, it looks like and some 5).